Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
(via toocooltobehipster)
If gay marriage affects your straight marriage obviously your marriage is pretty shitty to begin with.
- Mila Kunis (via delicately-disappearing)
(Source: skyscraperstrong, via delicately-disappearing)
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
- Charles Bukowski (via delicately-disappearing)
(Source: aquaticwonder, via delicately-disappearing)
Anonymous: 30, 31, 35, 48
would I have plastic surgery- no, but I’d love massive boobs
have you ever cried over a guy/ girl- yep awks what a loser I am
have you ever kissed someone older than you- yep but only by a year
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?- their loss, I am probably definitely more hilarious, sexual and weird
